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Fat Cat
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...just a bit of fun


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 It's just too much, it's gone too far 
A mile beyond the pale 
That I'm a cat 
who's far too fat 
to reach her flippin' tail 

If I could only work this brush 
to reach beyond my toes 
Then stretch enough 
to groom the fluff 
and end my furry woes

 


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 Reviews of "Fat Cat"
Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 28, 2013
Very Cute, I too have a fat cat in the house. If I don't keep food for her set out for her, she will eat like a pig and then puke. I'll take the fat over cleaning up cat puke.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on September 8, 2013
~Ruan~
Lov'n this whimisical tale!! Flippin'

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on September 6, 2013
Gee thanks, Ed!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 6, 2013
Yes, there is a family resemblance that that cat has to you...e

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on September 5, 2013
I'd use that brush
Where the fur's real lush
And scratch and scratch and scratch
Then roll around on the dirty ground
And make another itchy patch.

Just foolin' around with your clever rhyme, Ruan.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 5, 2013
Hah! Yeah, the cat's tail(tale) can of course be applied to its human counterpart in many ways. Good metaphor in my estimation.

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on September 4, 2013
I get to be the first one to say, "ppppuuurrrfect!" M.True


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