I said this once in jest;

perhaps I should move out west.

So here I come New Jersey, once again;

someone is waiting for me, amen and amen.

Wichita is pretty much okay;

but I really prefer not to stay.

Although her life now, in complete disarray;

she's already shown me true love, hip-hip-hooray!

The water pressure will be low;

I've lived there once before, oh no!

That old mountain house, my brother does own;

her love so much greater, I must not bemoan.

She moves me, she inspires me;

I'd sacrifice anything, don't ya see!

As long as there's a roof over my head;

there she'll be closer, giving me the go-ahead.

Her name alone makes my body tingle;

oh my heart, with all its jingle.

I've now committed to that arduous relocation;

there is absolutely now no equivocation.

I said this recently in jest;

she's wonderful, I'm really impressed.

From Jersey to Wichita, and back once again;

her love persuaded me, and not my acumen.