You lazy bum;

just another conundrum.

If you desire respect;

engage in proper dialect.

You toot your horn;

many have your scorn.

Please get out of your car;

the door is not very far.

Your pick-up is not ready;

you quickly become unsteady.

Toot your horn again you do;

learn some manners, others live here too.

Sick and tired of that horn go beep;

do you really have to be that cheap?

Perhaps some exercise would do you good;

try to shake off that denigrating selfhood.

You lazy bum;

when will you be mum?

Consider my poor eardrum;

get rid of your humdrum.