The silverware is dirty, so is the floor;

looks like I'll soon be headed for the door.

Used the rest room, it also was quite dirty;

where's the work ethic, things are gettin' hairy.

Food isn't bad, but still one must wonder;

how are things in the kitchen, is there any disorder?

When it comes to food, one expects quality control;

if this keeps up I'll settle for my own casserole.

Perhaps for some, they're not paid very well;

altogether a different issue, let's share a prunelle.

Why is that music so loud, can't hear what you're saying;

are you not concerned about the customer's well being?

Mr. Proprietor, are you completely out of your wits;

see those lazy ones, should they not be calling it quits?

They're just standing around, the place is getting worse;

don't you smell that carpet, isn't that adverse?

The silverware is dirty, so is the floor;

looks like I'll soon be headed for the door.

It's just a matter of time, mark my word;

can't run a business like this, that's just absurd.