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Horny?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, July 9, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I wish I may, I wish I might...


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 What is there for me to do,

The plumbing hasn’t worked in years, but what else is new,

Brings me down, makes me feel blue,

Wish I could just with someone, screw…

 

I know others have felt this kind of feeling,

But at the moment I am reeling,

Oh, how I remember all the squealing,

Nothing from memory did I find unappealing…

 

I pray to the powers that be to one day allow me to again feel,

Feel all those wonderful ecstasy’s that came when I was young,

We were all heroes back then, unfortunately though unsung,

Dear God, just one more time to remind me what in life is real.

© -ed- 7/9/19


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 Reviews of "Horny?"
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on July 14, 2019
There's a medical device called an erector set
For $20 grand it's the best you can get
Just pump it up and stroll with the few
You won't need a sanwich for a week or two.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 10, 2019
U R poetically correct. Maybe Michael is write? LOL

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 10, 2019
Nothing that a serious change in exercise, diet and attitude can't change at your age. Take the advice of Sylvester Stallone and go the Schwarzenegger route. Let all those juices get flowing and "pump you up!"

On the other hand, I guess not. That would probably cost too much and steroids. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on July 10, 2019
When the spirit's willing,
but the body's not,
take a cold shower,
and smoke some pot.
(and I speak from personal experience here)

Reviewed on July 9, 2019
I pray that you will be able to "again feel,"!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 9, 2019
That's about right, Ed!


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