“The Whining Worrier”

Football is her passion,

When the Eagles are to play,

She will drop everything to watch them slay,

She always has a great deal to say,

But she is best at whining,

Even her mother agrees that she whines,

But being her daughter, knows she also shines.

Computers her current demise,

Even as she is so wise,

She also needs to drop her attachment to certain guys,

And find herself someone to help her feelings rise.

I work with this soul,

She has infinite knowledge of every bowl,

Rose, Peach, Aloha, doesn’t matter,

As long as it is football, she doesn’t chatter…

Worrying has yet to be spoken about,

And she does her share here without doubt,

But it is her whining that garners prize,

As she is the Queen of Whiners,

Consider yourself forewarned and apprised!

(ed)