“Boxers or Briefs”

Briefs have always been my style,

For as long as I can recall,

But of late I find myself itchy,

From the band that rubs on my upper thighs skin.

Not sure if the new brand,

Boxer Briefs,

Will bring on any more grief or relief,

As I have been reluctant to try,

And so far the only reason why,

Is my hatred of spending money,

And find that I don’t like them,

Now wouldn’t that be funny?

But on the other side of the coin,

I may find that I like them,

At least better than a product made of loin…

                                                        (ed)