Happy V-Day

Valentine's Day, a manufactures dream
A day where women are given chocolates and treated out to eat
Then after so much time has passed they ask...
Do these pants make my butt look big?
Are you listening to me?
Tons of hard earned money spent on jewelry, flowers, and the like
Because you couldn't do this for your sweetheart any other day
My goodness, that would cause you to die
But what about the other things we could celebrate
Like Veterinarians, vegetarians, Vegemite sandwiches, and an exciting Victory
Or how about Vagina Day?
You know those things take a beating
Or how about those V-neck t-shirts and sweaters
Or Variable numbers
Or Vitamins
Or Variations, Valuables, Vibrant looks, Vital signs, and Violins
Vacations, Vacuums, Value, and heart Valves
Veils, and velvet, Ventriloquists, and Valium
Violets, Video games, and a pretty View
V is such an ignored letter, but I think it will do
Vipers, Virgins, Vocabulary, Visitors, and Vodka
You have a Voice, use it
Volleyball, Voltage, Volunteers, and Vowels
You can enjoy this letter 
Someway somehow
But watch not to be Vulgar or a Vulture, please 
And don't do any Voodoo unless you Vow to use it properly
See my Very helpful guide
Will help you surVive this day
Just a few last words and then this piece will end
Words like: Virgo, Virtue, Videotape, Vibrator, Vibrato, and Vertebrae 
Enjoy your day, my friends
May it be Valid, with a hint of Vanilla, don't get bit by a Vampire, make out in a Vehicle, and let your best Verse be written!

By,
Tiffany Simar
2/13/14