Happy V-Day Part IIII

Another Valentine’s Day alone

I think my dream guy developed Vaccinia and was sucked up in a Vortex

I keep trying to Vociferate, but I can no longer use Verbal means to communicate

So I opt to be Verbose instead

I also remind myself that at least I won’t contract Venereal Disease

Because my hoo-ha is Verboten to just anyone

If only the Visibility were clear today, but there are too many people Vaunting about being fork fed Vermicelli and stating Verbatim about their affairs

The smoke they are blowing around makes me want to Vomit

But I try to ignore the Varsity like drama and remind myself that I am not willing to be easily Venal by any man

Perhaps if I went to a Veld I could silently plead my case and a man would be Voted on for my Vapid

He could be a Venezuelan or a Votary or a Vole

My Verdict makes me feel Viridescent as I suffer from indecision

I can only Vacate the situation fearing a Varlet may have been like a piece of Veal trying to look innocent and delicious in the crowd

As I’m wandering off I get kidnapped!

Thrown in a Van which contains this Verdant stuff which smells strong

A man with a raspy Voice and wearing Variegated jeans speaks to me in the tone of a Virago, or perhaps, I am too high now to fully grasp reality

I focus on a Volute while I fear of my Vassalage taking place

Then I hear this Vehement yelling, calling

A handsome man with blue eyes and blond hair is holding the van up reciting words which are Variorum

I should know as some of those words are my own

My captor listens as the man wearing Velveteen keeps going on in a Verisimilitude, his words make my heart pound as my captor becomes Versatile and lets me go

Velveteen guy leads me to a cabin with a Veranda which is all lit up

And then he runs back to the van

And whilst exclaiming, “I’m gay!”

They drive out of sight

This is just my luck

Valentine’s Day, my ass you can bite!

By, Tiffany Simar

12/29/16