Yearning

My love burns for you like that of a urinary tract infection

I cramp up at the thought of not being able to see you

My eyes water and my nose runs like that of spring allergies

And these menstrual cramps have me needing, longing for a Midol wrapped in a piece of cheese

I am sending this poem to you in hopes that you will come and shower me in chocolate

My nipples harden at the thought of your touch

No…wait; it is the cold air doing that

I promise to repair your car windows as soon as possible

Please join me in eating hunny

Because as you know, my belly is big like that of Winnie the Pooh and a day without hunny is like a frustrating day of not having a bowel movement

I have lost so much sleep dreaming of your touch

Your hands so hot and sweaty

Like that of a someone who has been working out

Of course I would not know about this because I am like the new and real Barbie doll

I let myself go long ago and although it was supposed to be a three hour tour, I am stranded in my emotions and eating my feelings

Did you know that anger is jagged?

And sadness is wet?

And loneliness and heartbreak cut like that of a sharp knife?

My heart beats only for you

This means that I am some type of vampire and I need your blood to survive

So please bring that nice piece of ass over here and let me get my fill

Then perhaps it will not burn so bad to go out in the day light

See ya later

You sexy beast of an alligator!

By, Tiffany Simar

4/3/19