Redneck Macclenny
In a redneck town called Macclenny,
there lived a cute little redhead named Denny,
he drove a Ford Ranger truck,
and would take your last buck,
as for friends didn't have very many.
He worked at this place called Ray's,
pulling weeds making minimum wage,
shoveling manure,
he stunk like a sewer,
but stuck with the job anyways.
He hung out with his best buddy Ty,
who never zipped up his fly,
they drove around town,
till the truck broke down,
while cruising on route 95.
They planned a trip to Daytona,
met up with this chick named Leona,
she was tall and bony,
and stunk like baloney,
and said her real name was Mona.
She asked if they'd give her a ride,
so they told her to climb inside,
down the highway the cruised,
with nothing to lose,
then much to their surprise.
The little truck ran out of gas,
and they weren't going anywhere fast,
Ty started crying,
cause Denny was lying,
when he said he had plenty of cash.
Seems they were both in a pickle,
till they remembered they had a bicycle,
in the back of the truck,
with a little bit of luck,
two quarters a dime and a nickel.
Denny and Ty road the bike,
while Mona decided to hitch hike,
they searched for some fuel,
but the weather was cruel,
and lightening began to strike.
Then they made their way back to the truck,
that was now in a puddle of muck,
although they had gas,
it would be a huge task,
seems they were really quite stuck.
They wished they could both go to bed,
and start this day over instead,
forget about Mona,
and that trip to Daytona,
and listen to their parents that said.
"You need to stay home today,
mow the lawn and sweep the driveway,
clean up the yard,
and vacuum the car,
before you go out to play."
And when their chores were through,
they'd be floating in the pool,
instead of pushing that truck,
at home they'd be stuck,
with nothing else better to do!
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © 2000
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