Wobbly Wanda Walker
Wobbly Wanda Walker lived
on Weaver Way,
her legs looked like spaghetti and
back and forth they'd sway.
Every day at noon she'd
wobble to the store,
with her funny little dog
that wobbled even more.
Everywhere she went people
stopped to see,
Wanda walking crooked with
wiggly wobbly knees.
Then one windy day at
Wilbur Webber's store,
wobbly Wanda Walker
wobbled through the door.
She wandered past the produce
to pick a watermelon,
Wilbur Webber saw her coming and
couldn't keep from yelling.
Every isle she passed she knocked
things to the floor,
the waffles, whipped cream, white
rice and even more.
After a little while she
wobbled on her way,
with Winston the Wire Haired Terrier
in rhythm they did sway.
If you're wondering where this
rhyme is going I haven't
got a clue,
you see I had to stop cause
I ran out of W's.
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © 2002
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I wonder what you could do with Piggly Wiggly, but then you'd get sued by the grocery store.
Keep 'em coming, I want to laugh more!
Ron
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