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Kathy J Parenteau

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Fred's Wearing My Slippers
by Kathy J Parenteau → (All Poetry by Kathy J Parenteau)
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I love to write funny poems for adults and children. I wrote this years ago for my children to enjoy. It also helped them enjoy reading. I hope you enjoy as well.

 Fred's Wearing My Slippers

 
I woke with a particular feeling
I was floating on top of the ceiling
a little surprised
when I opened my eyes
at the sight my room was revealing. 
 
I saw things I'd never seen
I knew this must be a dream
there on my bed
was my dog Fred
watching the TV screen.
 
He was munching on chips and a coke
I thought this must be a joke
as he took a big slurp
he let out a burp
and I felt a big lump in my throat.
 
He was wearing my slippers and pj's
closed all the windows and shut all the shades
It was clear to see
he thought he was me
as I starred at him shocked and amazed.
 
My mom brought him breakfast in bed
then kissed him on top of his head
fried eggs and ham
with strawberry jam
that should have been me instead!
 
Then I woke up trembling with fear
while Fred was licking my ear
I threw off the sheets
and looked at my feet
then thought to myself oh dear!
 
Fred scratched at the door to go pee
then turned and grinned at me
when I looked at his paws
the sight that I saw
was more than I bargained to see.
 
There before my eyes
wearing my slippers with pride
Fred's tail was wagging
just like he was bragging
and off he went outside!
 
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
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 Reviews of "Fred's Wearing My Slippers"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 8, 2014
That was a cute one that I think kids would enjoy very much.

Ron

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on January 8, 2014
oh kathy, this is absolutely delightful...what fun to read...this is right up my alley. can't wait to read more

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 8, 2014
very fun write thank you
budd

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on January 7, 2014
I just hope he didn't pee on your slippers! To all who comment after me...ha, ha, I got to say it first!
Very cute, Kathy. Your kids have a fun Mom!

Connie


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