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A Fart
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Everybody does it lol

 A Fart

 
A fart can be a blessing
a curse at times as well,
hold it in and you
can guarantee it's a silent
living hell!
That rolling cramp screaming
let me out isn't going anywhere,
let her rip when in doubt
and oder hits the air.
A sucker stands close by
just place the blame on them,
go about your business
as if nothing ever happened.
Someone will return the favor
turning eyes on you,
a fart reveals we're human
and everybody poops!
 
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © 07/02/2014
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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 Reviews of "A Fart"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 3, 2014
A fun subject of mine as well. Like they say, "shit happens." Makes me wonder if it happens to famous for powerful people in close quarters like elevators. I guess with modern technology, we are going to see viral videos of people farting in all kinds of situations. We all will be more enlightened by it. I think?

Fun read.

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on July 2, 2014
Brilliant! Revealing a normal human body function in poetic fashion. I wonder if there is a poetic book about this? Probably is but it sure is funny! Well the Queen of England has a Royal Throne and no one is exempt from letting it rip when the need arises. LOL


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