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Katie Price And Her Bilingual Reindeer
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As random, surreal and bizarre as it gets.
Katie Price Had a collection Of last season's Brassieres Which she indexed With the help Of a sincere Bilingual reindeer Dressed in spandex Who for some reason Was single. Taxonomy Is so important to me Said Katie. So they were labelled And kept in taxis At disused angle grinder factories Near the Tower of Babel So posterity Would be able To analyse The finer points Of her physiognomy. Quite an unusual praxis And something of an anomaly For someone like me Wouldn't you agree? Cross my heart And hope to die I agree.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 11, 2014

Agreeably nonsensically whimsical taxonomical bull ship, for sure�

Ron

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