Santa would roll in a quarter to nine,
the children all giggling as they lay in a line.
Then Santa would spring in with greatest of rush,
his Nikes white shinning a mop covered his blush
For his belly a pillow to take up the slack,
his long johns was stitched up once open in back.
He laughed like a smoke just catching his breath,
the children were startled they"d never had guessed.
Old Santa left standing with his smile all aglow,
children all dressed up and ready for snow
Santa would sit down their thoughts would run wild,
he asked what they wanted on his lap sat a child
Time to get going I have places to see,
thanks for the cookies and the whiskey for me.
Up Molley and Polley Docker and Trooper
there lay old grandpa he lay in a stupor.
He Hollered to Ransom his nose glistened blue,
up off your bottoms start pulling the crew.
So Santa five sled dogs and three ugly elves,
two pints of Scotch whiskey rode off by themselves
Merry Christmas to all, may your Christmas be bright
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