Sheila from Down Under

I left my home with my rambling youth

Determined the world I just had to see

I traveled East and West, and then to the North

Then I heard the South calling come visit me

Cuba, the Bahamas, Fiji and the like

Appealed to me greatly but still another called more

Twas the lands down under so uniquely designed

Australia and New Zealand with waters so pure

I met with a shiela with a smile and great boobs

We drank wine and partied and I held her hand

She called me mate as she locked her front door

She said let’s go down under it’s time to explore

We made love all that night while the birds sang a song

I kissed her sweet lips and held her all night

Watched kangaroos in the sunrise as once more we kissed

She said mate you’re not finished down under she hissed

When I came up for air her face was serene

The smile of an angel like I’d never seen

She said now me gaffer it’s your turn to smile

I’m going down under…see you in a while

Well I traveled the wide world many wonders I saw

From London to China I think I’ve done them all

Yet if somebody asked me which one I liked most

It’d be the shiela down under that’s no idle boast.