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Dishpan Butt or Hands
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Watching my grandson being given a bath by my wife and daughter the other nice this came to me...


Poem Artwork

 


 


Dishpan Butt or Hands?


 


Oh little man you’re smiling now


As the women bath you in the sink


But some future day you will remember


Then on my words you’ll think


Oh yes they think it’s so cute you are


As you splash, giggle and gurgle too


Until in twenty or thirty years time


You’ll be in someone else’s sink it’s true


You want to watch your TV sports


But they will never truly understand


Unless you want to feel a woman’s wrath


Get used to dish pan hands…


 


 


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 Reviews of "Dishpan Butt or Hands"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2007
cool, that was good, and yes, we do start that training early. Ladyd J

Reviewed on November 4, 2007
AWESOME SWEET Loveable (sad to say true for some) POEM! and he is bundle of sunshine, with that killer smile! Sweetie! Dishwasher will solve his FUTURE issues a women in his life! :)
I love that rolling pin, does it get used also?
I love that plant and the pottery it is in, in Canada you get much pottery at good prices.
WArm hugs and love, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox

STay POsitive!

Reviewed by Blue Sleighty
Reviewed on November 4, 2007
Hilarious! And ever so true . . .
LOVE it, FEE!

Reviewed by Gypsy Soul (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2007
Hey Kat Man Do YOU Rock or WHAT...

Love'n'Light
Gypsy.xxx


Blessed Be ! ! !

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 31, 2007
cute & wise, Felix ... teach em young ...

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
This is a great write from a proud Poppy,
Don't forget to tell him the two words that make very marriage work......"Yes Dear."

Walt

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
Oh Fee he is so cute and Patrick will thank you for the warning one day ......When it is too late. Thank you for sharing.

Love ya face Cuz XOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
The title caused to wonder where your poem was headed. Now, I understand. Too funny. But, he'd be well advised to buy a dishwasher and keep his hands as smooth as his bottom.

Kathy

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Hehehe, I'm sure this picture will haunt him through his life... very cute! Adorable poem, too.
R~

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
lol,,, well you are right on with that message,,,
Your Grandson is sooooo cute,,, squeeky clean tooo
Christine

Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Pic of your Grandson is so cute and adorable. A great, wonderful poem.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Cute as a button Fee! Men are babies all the time anyway.
This really gave me a huge smile.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
So adorable this grandbaby of yours, I used to give my children baths in the sink too..It's so much easier.
Peace, Love, and Light
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Ah Fee! Surely not! A man doing dishes? Oh No!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Loving that picture a million!
Then again, keep your mouth shut or you gonna be in biiiig trouble.
Shhhhhhh she's coming...byyye
Georg

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
enjoyed the write with fine advice i'm sure!

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Right On! Write on! --Charlie

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
LOL. Wasn't quite the ditty I expected when I saw the picture.
Keep spouting those words of wisdom. He'll need them.
Cute.
Sweets--RaeLynn

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Is that a COOKIE JAR over there to the left..LOL and oh boy this pic is gorgeous, looks like a Perry too.
I remember well the days of yore...Up on the old farm, waiting for Grandfather to remove a large mountain rainbow trout from the sink, so Nana could clean the SINK and I could get in the big ole thing and have my bath LOL.
I haven't bathed one of mine in the sink for years...Now I just put little Duchess in instead haha. What a larrrrrf thanks Fee.

Hugzzzzzzzzzzz
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
HO HO! That's why when I cook, I give her Paper Plates!

And I love that pic!!

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Aw Fee, this is adorable! What a cutie your little grandson is too!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (((Fee)))

Now ain't that cute. Indeed. Bribery pics!! LOL Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 29, 2007
Precious

Reviewed on October 29, 2007
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! What a cutie; the title drew me in; what an adorable write (and an even more adorable little guy!)! Very well done, Fee!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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