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When God decides to make a woman(rough draft)
by Tony J. May Sr. → (All Poetry by Tony J. May Sr.)
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Prelude to a "creation story". This is a impression of a woman I have met recently and at 2:10am in the morning is still on my mind

I have to ask .... what does a beautiful woman think about? I've heard it said that beautiful women don't need beauty sleep, is that true , can you comment on that, or is that just hearsay?
I bet beautiful women can just do math in their head,no paper no pencil not even calculator, just think briefly .... "Hmmmmm, and walah!!! Just come up with the answer, and not with just the simple stuff either,like adding and subtracting either, I bet you as a beautiful woman can can do trigonometry,algebra, calculus,whatever you so desire, all at once even as you make a sandwich,feed the baby,help with homework,walk the dog,pick up dry cleaning, and give a guy your third cousins phone number, (let him call her,I know you know he asked for your phone number but that ain't gone happen, and after all your cousin didn't come to your birthday party this year and she had the nerve to re-gift you last year, so here's a "present" for her, 'cause you don't hold grunges, you're a beautiful woman!)
Please tell me beautiful woman do you get automatic discounts at the grocery,restaurants and "fine department stores", no? Then how is it that you look so divine, all the time?
Also are you on a secret committee or governmental department agency like NASA and/or the CIA? Never mind if you told me you might have to .... like I said never mind. No more questions ... BTW are you busy tonight, never mind.I was just kidding. OK that ends the survey. Sorry to impose.
Because I always wondered, what does a beautiful woman think? We,your admiring public wants to know.  

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