Once there was an Italian called Mochachilo
who entered into a hospital in Mumbai with a stomach ache.
As soon as he entered,
the whole hospital entered inside him
poor Mochachilo could feel the general ward vibrating.
He was admitted at once for an ulcerated intestine
which doctors thought should be operated.
When the operation began
poor Mochachilo somehow crawled
inside a forcep.
Now the doctors had a problem,
what to operate:
the hospital, the operation theatre,
the forcep
or his stomach.