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my first attempt at poetry
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a pink bouquet of roses
you placed beneath
my noses
well i know i have only one
but im rhyming here
so hush
then whispered softly to me
that you really want to f#*. me
no that wont work

ok start again
then whispered softly to me
and sounded just like a
buzzing bee
which really irratated the hell out of me
so i
told you to take your pink roses
and your rhyming proses

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
uncle
i give
rythm i got
rhyme
sucks

will someone please tell me how to spell rythym
lord help me this is not that hard
one simple thing i ask my muse to do
just one simple rhyming poem
and what do i get
shit
HA
there is a god and a muse
and i am not amused
that my powers to call forth words
that rhyme for krimminey sakes
sucks

oh forget it
i ll leave it to the pros
ill just keep spitting out
dribble


I know i didn't talk about no purring kitties
with big fat titties


Please someone give me
a
0


really im going to work on this
i hereby respect each and everyone of you ten fold
after this feeble attempt
at structure
im going to bed now
before my muse
runs away for good


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!


























Chris i know
i suck
LOL

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 Reviews of "my first attempt at poetry"
Reviewed by Jacqueline VanZandbeek (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2002
You are so funny and talented. WOW I like your style. I will read your poetry forever. Thanks for making me smile.

Peace, Love, and Joy

Reviewed by Shae (Reader)
Reviewed on June 3, 2002
BRILLIANT, said Millicent.......ah forget it....WELL DONE!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 31, 2002
keep sucking ;)

Reviewed by Deirdre Barringer (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
This is too cute!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
You are just too clever...and this was a hoot...thanks for the laughs...;-)

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
hahaha this sure do suck!!!! But it sucks so good lol
I enjoyed it

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
LOL...u sound much better than my first attempts hahahhaaha...oh god...i stole a bit of robert frost LOLOLOLLLL!!! I better not post that ever or I'll get beaten up...lol!

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
I wrote a poem in rhyme and I can relate what you wrote.

Reviewed by Chris Stevens (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
Well I just love your purring kitty poem!!!! ..... (helpful hint) duct tape keeps the muse from running!!!!! lol.... I just loved this one!!!!

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
your genius is showing....

debby

Reviewed by John Reilly (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
this is perfect dont change a word. tell me something what is poetry anyway?

Reviewed by William Perez (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
I give you a ten cause I hate rainbow pink afternoon poetry kittes with fat tits works though

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
This is simply worderful
I loved it you really set my day off with this one. I think I will be wearing a smile all day.
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 30, 2002
I love this....ROTFLMAO!!
Great write my friend,
Sharon;)


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