taximom
mom I’m ready
can
you come pick me up
sure fine on my way
tops down nice day
and I feel young
where are you phone call
look down the street dork
and we got some eminem on
new release old mix laughing
two wild and crazy girls
and I look in the review
carload of badboy teens and
their hootin and hollerin
at us
kids all I think I know those guys
and we’re bee bopping along
and they're right on our tail
but the air is fresh
and I’m smelling wildflowers
and the wind is whipping our hair
and I’m laughing that these
kids
are flirting at us
and
then
they pass
and me and my kid are busting up
cause there’s a big ole hairy butt
hanging out the window
mooned mooned
can’t remember the last time
I’ve
been mooned
didn’t know people still mooned
laughing we’re blowing em kisses
felt like I needed to throw some beads
or
some damn thing
and I’m thinking
damn
what a picture
me and my kid
laughing till we cry
at some
kids
big ole hairy
butt

wild and crazy girls

and
hey taximom aint a bad job