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THE WITCH
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I love my brothers Ed all three
Edvard, Jersey Devil, and Pee Wee
but they don't really know me
 
you see, they don't know I shape-shift
the tricks I play give me a lift
I'll be a witch at the halloween party
Bro Edvard Nasteratu won't know it's me

I'm making a preview run tonight
for the party it will really excite

I'll put on my black robe
Assembled my tools: athame
Peyton, and thurible, putting
Them in the large pocket on
The inside of my robe~

Now I'm  READY for mischief

HAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA

On my new broom I flew
Laughing and sipping MY brew
Becoming ecstatic by the thought
Of all the horror i had wrought

Over years I've become supreme
A witch like only seen in a bad dream
tonight I have made a delicious stew
will feed it to a few of the  crew

I use gizzards from skunks and saliva fron ghouls
Aphrodisiac from frogs bite, to fill these people
with delight ooh and ahh with all your might
you'll never know what may happen  tonight!

EE~OLEH~EDO~YAEE~EDO~AY!
~~
See you on halloween all aglow

The Wily Witch of Woe

 

 


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 Reviews of "THE WITCH"
Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on October 16, 2009
Yodeling witch? err..okay! ha ha
steve

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 7, 2009
Eileen,
I can tell you had fun with this one. Very creative lines toward the end. Enjoyed with a smile:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 4, 2009
Now wait a minute, you said you were going to be an angel. I guess that would be a shape shifting angel. Patrick

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 4, 2009
...this is so witchylishous Eileen. LOL

Carole~

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
BLESSINGS YOU IN YOUR ROBE ON ED'S DEN...GOOD SHOW. THANKS FOR SHARING THIS FUN ONE PUN. BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Look in the sky..Its a bird, a flying saucer, nooooooooooo it's super Eileen haaha. Just make sure you clean up those edvards reeeel good now
Hugzz Chezza

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Ghoul saliva is powerful stuff. Nice one.

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
And here I thought you had wings, but a broom; You fooled me, I shall inform air traffic control to keep you on a narrow flightpass.
See youuuuuuu at the Ghouls fest. No hugs please! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Ah ...
thy veiled self finally maketh an appearance ...
"EE~OLEH~EDO~YAEE~EDO~AY!"
Is this a recipe for cornbread chum?
r

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
oh my...sister is going to be brewing the pot...you go!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
well, well ... the truth finally takes flight ;)

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Eileen, you are sooo clever! Wonderfully "witchy" write; well done! *cackling evilly*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Holy cow, Eileen, this just keeps gettin' gooder and gooder, the tensions leading up to THAT DAY! Stir the pot a little more, why don't ya? Thurible? Sounds ... painful. Well done, and LOVE that piccy!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Too cute! I love the family camaraderie that goes on here between you and your sibs. Keep having fun!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Dear old Ma told me years ago that you could shape shift, Tiger Lily.
And I know you're a real good cook, too. Can't wait to taste some of your special Ghoul Saliva Soup!

PS: I think I saw you flyin by last night about midnight, headin North. When you flyin out to Sweden??

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Gotta love it. You look right at home astraddle that broom Eileen. Haha!

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Lil' deranged Sis, if you want disgusting brew take a sip of warm Canadian Horse Piss Beer or some disgusting product from a limey pub!!!
Better make me recognize you, Ma frowns at incest! And save a little of that brew of yours for Badmouth PeeWee and lil'sucking brother Jersey Ed

EDvard Nosferatu Incubus
Smelly Castle of Sweden


Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Was that you that blew by me with your broom, darn drunk drivers LOL
Guess the sky is not safe for us buzzards anymore
I sure don't want any of that brew, I'm crazy enough :)
Enjoyed the write
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Eileen, this is delightful. You and Trish should
team up again.
With love,
Ron

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 3, 2009
Cute Halloween write, Eileen!


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