Edvard The Elder, Eddie Dear
why don’t we swill another beer
or maybe red wine be more to yore taste
no one could ever call La Belle chaste .
And now that I be three sheets to the wind
I think I might lets you kiss me again.
A bargain, a proposition for you
we be compatible in our view.
Why not build the Bordellos
and a fancy spa, we be’s in agreement
not so very different or far.
You be one handsome figure of a man.
So what thinks ye Evard of Cpt. Belle’s plan?
Some island for you, some for me
tells me your answer, what shall it be?
Oh now I’ve tripped and landed on yore lap!
Forget them other Ed’s
we’ll put Belle Isle on the map.
Oh Edvard, oh Edvard
are ye untying me laces?
I could lose them things
without no traces!
Oh Edvard, Oh Edvard
was that yore hand or yore sword?
Ye be a manly beast of a man
one not to be ignored .
What say ye then? have another swill a rum
We be's savvy , we aint neither dumb.
Gitcha gitcha ya ya da da
and a piece of the island to boot
We’ll kill off all them other Ed’s
and steals ourselfs all their loot.
Well Fiddle De De Ole Pee Wee
Evard is fourth cousin
twice removed from me
a bit a dalliance be fine
I be's a pirate
don't be taking no code a honor
for to be mine!!
and just when I was about
to offer ye mercy of sorts
offer part of the island
for yore animal cohorts
whatever evil ye may lay at me door
Cpt La Belle's done that and more
So take ye shame and shove it Pee Wee
and don't be a pestering
Ole Edvard and me
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
an I has me no trouble
at tal to soundly sleep
Rufuz, Keeper of The Ancient Book of Ed, has validated your claim that you are, indeed, in The Ancient Clan of Ed, and entitled to seek your birthright on the island.
But with this birthright, comes The Ancient Ed Clan Code of Honor! You, Edwina La Belle, are in essence, old Edvard's SISTER!
We can have none of that, Lass! If ye want to send yer wenches to entice him, feel free, but you, yourself, must Let Him Be!!!!!
We see you have hired a pro Ed
A Hollywood writer director for shame
Is this the best you can do for poor Ed's name
a Pax ye make with sweet LaBelle,
go ahead twill only give ye hell.
And as for thee,
Mr hollywood good stuff on U-tube I did see.
there will a place for thee, I know
In Bell's Bordello you can cast a show.............
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hugs,erin
Love Tinka
Always impressive to see a brilliant woman holding her own in a crowd of boisterous pirates:-)
Aberjhani
YOu're on a roll!
I have the red lass pict. in my docum.s too!
Warmly, Warrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
I still love AC/DC- dirty deeds done dirt cheap, you tell em'
Evard is fourth cousin
twice removed from me
a bit a dalliance be fine
I be's a pirate
don't be taking no code a honor
for to be mine!!
and just when I was about
to offer ye mercy of sorts
offer part of the island
for yore animal cohorts
whatever evil ye may lay at me door
Cpt La Belle's done that and more
So take ye shame and shove it Pee Wee
and don't be a pestering
Ole Edvard and me
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
an I has me no trouble
at tal to soundly sleep
Rufuz, Keeper of The Ancient Book of Ed, has validated your claim that you are, indeed, in The Ancient Clan of Ed, and entitled to seek your birthright on the island.
But with this birthright, comes The Ancient Ed Clan Code of Honor! You, Edwina La Belle, are in essence, old Edvard's SISTER!
We can have none of that, Lass! If ye want to send yer wenches to entice him, feel free, but you, yourself, must Let Him Be!!!!!
(And I just counseled him as well!)
much enjoyed this creative ditty, la belle!
peace,
carolyn
Hmmmmmmmm! Let's see how they respond to this intriguing proposition. Excellent!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
A Hollywood writer director for shame
Is this the best you can do for poor Ed's name
a Pax ye make with sweet LaBelle,
go ahead twill only give ye hell.
And as for thee,
Mr hollywood good stuff on U-tube I did see.
there will a place for thee, I know
In Bell's Bordello you can cast a show.............
Sir Salt Walt
Lacy Annie
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Hugs and Love, Pegleg
indeed you are
but your siren song
won't get you far
What's the next installment? I sure hope Belle ends up with the island, the loot and the men, to boot~!
Kathy
Will sail my bass boat by soon...
So, your hung up on Edvard?
Hope the gal in the picture will be there?
Huggin....
Fee