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Late night Lament
by Walt Hardester → (All Poetry by Walt Hardester)
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I took this photo one night. Couldn't resist a poem.


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‘Twas late one night you know I had,
Done got the Munchies, and got ‘em bad.

There’s a tradition down here in Dixie,
We like our hash browns mighty crispy.

Scattered and smothered, eggs to order,
You may as well have been south of the border.
You thought it was grand, maybe had grits,
And wonder why you got the schits.

But when you looked upon the wall,
The Health Department Said, Eighty-Six,
That’s all.

© 2007 Walt Hardester
   

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 Reviews of "Late night Lament"
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 17, 2007
I don't think you need to worry Walt...speak your mind, love Holly

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 17, 2007
Fun write that caused me to smile, thanks for sharing Walt.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on December 17, 2007
I can pass up the 'coffee' but the hash browns, never. I love those! Cheers

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on December 17, 2007
last few days I have been so busy I've missed some reading but I'm glad I caught this one. It's hard to find grits in Missouri except at the "awful" house.

Larry

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
LOL.
You're too goofy, Walter!
For some reason I always feel I need a shower when I get out of that place. We don't have Waffle Houses in Utah, but when we travel south and feel the need for grease, that's where we go.
Becca~

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Cute and has so much realism to it....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
yep, and most of the signs were always missing one bulb. But there were everywhere when you needed a fix. Lady J

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Down South in Dixie we don't always make the healthy choice when we have an urgency for the delicacy of a Waffle House breakfast. In Savannah it was always a run to the Krystal.

Nothing like food memories.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
...oh those late night snacks, they're not always what they seem.
good one, still smiling

Carole~

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
The South cooks with too much damn lard, and naturally Ya gets the shits with the grits! A GREAT DOWN HOME POEM! LOVE YA! Sissy

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Ha ha ha! No room in the Inn. Closed for cleaning.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Stick with Varsity Hot Dogs!!

No Shits about that I am sure..lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Very funny, cool poem and image.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by stan nassano
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
I thought ya gave up the smoke there old boy,walt,
nice pic,nice write,take care,
stan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Enjoyed,stay safe and well...Hugssssss

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on December 16, 2007
Was it that bad? Ummm, haven't been to a W.H. in a few years--I remember liking it last time, but then I easily please. Now, I've been to a few IHOPS in Fl. that would make you think twice!
Where I am now, it would be a long drive to one at night!
I like your humor! Happy Holidays, Walt!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 15, 2007
shoulda had waffles;-) (couldn't resist;-)lol
You're havin a rough year, glad it's almost over...

ET

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 15, 2007
I hope I don't get sued over this, that would just make my year.

Walt

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2007
I can't stand their coffee.
Taste like got soap in it.
Did eat there a few times when drunk
Always ordered 9 eggs and a large diet coke..
Don't worry, wasn't drivin.
Should call it the 0FFLE HOUSE...
Stay safe out in the jungle Walt.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 15, 2007
ah yes-i worked at one of those "Affle Houses" on Georgia--cute write!

Reviewed on December 15, 2007
Eighty six?? That's not bad...is it? I like "Affle House" hash browns, thankyewverymuch! LOL Enjoyed this late night snack, Walt, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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