I knew just what to do,

 First put on one, then the other ….

This seems a mystery to you

I’ll give you another ….

It’s a pair

That like to …..

The same inhabitant too

They come in  …

High heel, low heel, black or white,

Some womenfolk .......

Yes they might get in the way,

If enormous size in ….

Sometimes have to stoop

To tie the ….

If they’re old and worn,

And somewhat ….

Memories of cheese

You nose do …..

Especially after dancing

Or just about you ........

Ghee whiz

It seems like it’s a ….

You got it mate

But now it’s ….

I has to go to bed

But leave them on …….

Can’t bend or fold

Added years and now I’m …

No need the undertakers curse,

I’m ready for the …..