If Rufuz hadn’t smoked that joint!

If Rufuz hadn’t smoked that joint,

None of this a happened,

His daddy funny phrases coined,

His ego would him upend,

His being in another realm,

Rather much confused,

His judgement overwhelm,

Some verbiage he had loosed,

Grrrrrowling Rufuz tried to warn,

His daddy close and dear,

That rrrrruff it was alarm,

That daddy didn’t hear,

There was a pounding on the door,

His old auntie there she stood,

Her umbrella whacked him to the floor,

Like Rufuz knew she would,

Rufuz did not interfere,

Being centred and so calm,

Left to get another beer,

Left auntie do more harm,

Three RRRs I taught you way back when,

She hit him on the head,

Not one you used, you Gem!

Foul language used instead,

Bruised and battered there he lay,

Rufuz licking daddy’s wounds,

Much affection did display,

Grrrrrowling nasty tunes,

Bruised and battered daddy lay,

Roughed up, badly bruised,

The umbrella over his head did sway,

She growled, I want these three RRRs used,

Devil Jersey on his knees,

Begging please no more,

I promise, please, please, please,

I’m  rrreally, rrrealy sore,

Rrrough she said,

You little rrrascal you,

You’d better or you’rrre dead,

My warning do not rrrue!

03/03/2008