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Virgin property for sale!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Location, location, location!
wintersport paradise, enaugh snow you can see it from Mars.

 

Virgin property for sale, special price for aliens!
 
No black widows here, just snow my dear,
Nothing but white, what a delight,
Yet some, it causes phobia and freight,
That officially the winter is over,
And that it’s now time to grow the Glover,
But Mr. Winter himself has not heard,
Or he don’t want to, he sort of a nerd,
What can I say that would, old man winter sway?
To give up the fight, let spring on its way,
But I guess, he goes, by what the vermin groundhog does,
It’s all gain for him, not loss,
In the meantime, my snow tires wearing thin,
From all that shovelling, my backs done in,
Imagine spring, to keep me sane,
But it’s been too long, I played this game,
I’ll soon run out of beans and pork,
If he, more snow, does sport,
Running out of patience too,
Even missed the plane that flew,
To blue yonder, warm and dry,
All snowed in, the reason why,
My temperature is running up,
Good thing\though, Heating the house, we had to stop,
Cause the oil, bill, ran way up too,
Mr. Winter, I will sue!
 
05/03/2008
 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
"Virgin property for sale, special price for aliens!"

Send me the pricelist....with no spiders attached!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Just wonderful, ah, the magnificent wonders of old man winter. If you had to turn off that old oil burner, hope you at least had a fireplace to keep warm by. Love your spirit....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on March 6, 2008
"Virgin property for sale!" is a wit-wise composition. I like the messages that smile between the lines.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Your poem mades me a little envious...I'm a "snow bird" at heart!
You'd like North Texas: this "winter" we've had lots of days over 70 deg(F), and a few in mid-80s. It's true what is said about our Texas weather: if you don't like it today, just wait 'til tomorrow! Week ago had some snow (first of this year); started at night, and was gone by next mid-morning. Maybe repeating that event this afternoon and tomorrow, forecasters say. BUT...you'd not like our Summers (from mid-May thru Oct.) with 100+++ simmering deg.

Warmth to you...

Micke

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 6, 2008
Virgin property for sale, special price for aliens!

Hey! I might qualify for that discount! And I am always looking to expand my animal sanctuary. Might there be any nice, deep, dark, caves on this virgin property of yours??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Me phone home, they freezing their asses too, they said "no way José"
keep property or move to Venus, they said is summer all year there.

kaledoiscopic g

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
You gotta move to Albuquerque, New Mexico. If you put all the snowflakes together [in the city], you might have gotten a snow man or two, this winter. Gets to maybe 20F at night, but it's been warming into the 60s - off and one. Still, we have all 4 seasons, but they are 'just right.' Though the heating and cooling bills are getting worse each year, I still love it here. Stay warm, my friend.

God bless you. Kathy


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