With a smirk under his cap,

he handed me a map,

now is this where they were last ,

i said yes, to the question ask,

We have this report that at the
Gay Resort ,they started  a major disturbance of sort,

what do you mean I said,

there just regular guys on a binch ,

and then went to bed, that's what they told me,

and my friend FEE,

and then he turned serious, looking at me sort of quissical,

they are you're friend's how long do you know them,

an eternity as friendship goes,

do you know the beer they drink,

where is this going officer I said,

are you one of them,

one of them what?

well you know, looking sideways,

well it looks queer to me, and turned around and left,

and left me wondering.