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The broth- el, a la Georg, Lord nose in the anus
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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So help you if this is all a trick, or some Swedish joke, and I fly all the way to this dank place..........

 

 
Dead frogs and spiders legs,
Spinach soft slimy leafs,
Grain of turnip seed,
Fingers of long dead thief’s,
 
This the entrée, so to speak,
With minced pie of poison snake,
Sweet laced cookies, of rhus
Just for us he’d bake,
 
Your host and his attendants,
Ma barker Ed, others too, long dead,
His witch sister Eileen,
I think there is a Ted,
 
Entertainers, with whips and teeth,
From count Sad’s own cellars,
Victoria, and vixens other,
Will entertain you fellas,
 
Vampires, pussies and the like,
On ceilings and in your bed,
Such variety of debauchery and sin,
Will keep awake the dead,
Now who would have thunk
My compliments dear Sir and Lord,
That you, my dear old skunk,
Be such horrific sport,
 
I’ll come, and pass my devil seed,
With mighty roar and thunder,
This horny goat and steed,
You’d hear me from down under,
 
 
But waste my time on silly games,
When I pass through these castle gates,
Sure forever you’d regret,
I’d drag you back to Hades,
 
My friends and I appreciate,
Your invitation scribed in blood,
You best be ready on that date,
God help you, if you’re not.

 

 


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 Reviews of "The broth- el, a la Georg, Lord nose in the anus"
Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on October 24, 2009
I ain't comin' to this party, Jasmin.....the kind of place I avoid....although you still write interesting poems.....Jerry

Reviewed on October 20, 2009
My My My…I am so looking forward to the party!
...filling my senses with much anticipation; as I continue to polish my leather scourges & check the locks of my tyrannous shackles…

with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 19, 2009
Jasmin,
Love the title...and the rest of it, too. You've brightened the morning with your dark musings.

John

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 19, 2009
My, My, One should never threaten the host, even when he asks for it. Patrick

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 19, 2009
Oh my little dear Jasmin...but you certainly are in part three among some despicable individuals of same low morals as yourself and a language that will not have place in the sewers!
But...like the black widow arachnid would said, "come to my parlor meine klaeine abscheulich Vogel Fluesternde!!!!!!!"

EDvard, Lord Nosferatu Incubus
Gran Brother of the Impaler
Sweden


Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 19, 2009
Sounds like a party to avoid.

Cheers,
Dan


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