While he was sparkin me, McDonalds was OUR PLACE, beware of places where a Clown is your host!

I was feeling like a ketchup packet, squeezed out and used,
You had done squeezed the life outta me, I was empty and abused.
I was being dumped at McDonalds, bought a Happy Meal , then discarded,
I was abandoned, left crying and brokened hearted.
Suddenly I felt ill, My Happy Meal was rising again,
I sprinted to the bathroom, where the toilet was my friend.
Looking into the toilet, where my Happy Meal floated around,
I decided that all men were dawgs, no goodun could be found!
Why couldn't I have gotten sick, where I could have Ralphed on your shoe,
Given a partin gift, from me to you!
You were always a jerk, grabbed my pickle and chowed down,
We always dined, where our host was a clown!
Wow, you are so cheap, I never got a Big Mac,
A Happy Meal, you patted my head, as you took the toy outta the sack!
You handed it to me saying," Something to remember me by",
It was a jackass," How fitting", I did sigh!
Losing you, I realize was no big deal,
But I truly regret losin my Happy Meal!