If you wonder if you are in love or in lust, take this little test to find out.
IS IT TRUE LOVE OR LUST?
To find out, here is a failsafe test you can trust.
Picture if you will your favorite garment,
You'd kill before you would let anyone harm it.
Your Love Muffin has just barfed all over it and you,
Well, now is your love still true blue?
Your lover has just cut reeky cheese,
The smell has brought you to your knees.
Now what to you think of your little dove?
With your nose hairs ignited, are you still in love?
When your special one decides to pick their nose,
And they keep digging deeper and deeper, heaven knows.
Do you still think that they are a cutie?
Or do you scream," ENOUGH!" and kick their booty.
When finding a mate, this test is a must,
Then you will know if it is love or lust.
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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
One has to toleate the partners quriks to
be in love. Much of these quriks are uncalled
for. Too lazy to go to the powder room, or blow
the nose.
I know a paint salesman who has stuck his whole index
finger up his snout. When I look at him he
quickly pulls his finger out and acts like he
wasn't diggen in there for gold mind ya.
Huggs and bunches more...
Love will stand the tests of time and the quirks of our partners, disgusting though they may be. I mean, really: they have to put up with o u r s. :) Well done!
Oh Mate those things are mandatory down here, we dont even worry about em, we concentrate on bigger issues, like beatin up on us or wandering eyes...or too much grog n footy in one weekend all the time...i still lust after my OH...he is an electronics fanatic...never see the sod..LOL Oh thanks for the larrfff m8
Chezza downunder
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be in love. Much of these quriks are uncalled
for. Too lazy to go to the powder room, or blow
the nose.
I know a paint salesman who has stuck his whole index
finger up his snout. When I look at him he
quickly pulls his finger out and acts like he
wasn't diggen in there for gold mind ya.
Huggs and bunches more...
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Hmmm it is a thought now.
Take care,
From the Heart...
Love will stand the tests of time and the quirks of our partners, disgusting though they may be. I mean, really: they have to put up with o u r s. :) Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Chezza downunder
Georg