You want to leave, so go, don't let the door hit Ya in the Butt as you depart!

Your bags are packed and your key is on the table,
I helped you gather your stuff up, though I was bearly able.
Now you're pickin a fight over some CD's?
Oh Please, just LEAVE!
You wanted to go, so now use the door,
So now what are you lookin for?
You've broken my heart and wounded my dignity,
Is there anything else you want from me?
I wanted commitment, you just wanted to play,
I wanted affection, you just wanted a lay.
Sex with you was really swell,
But living with you was living Hell!
You were always having an affair with you,
You thought the world revolved around you too!
This isn't death, just good-bye!
I'll get over you, but now I'll cry.
Please don't say," It's better this way!"
I hope the door hits you in the ass, so leave without delay!
Do I love you?, Funny that you should ask,
I realize now, that love shouldn't be a task!
No! Don't touch me! Are you insane?
I don't want anymore of your stupid games!
No! I don't want a good-bye kiss or a hug!
Get your ass out and don't forget your coffee mug!
The door closes with a thunderous slam!
Now to withdraw into my shell like a wounded clam!
But first some ice cream from the freezer,
Drowning sorrow with chocolate chip, is a real pleaser.
Well lookie here, I found the TV remote control,
It is now MINE to have and hold!
Tomorrow I will get a new hairdo, new outfit and go out,
But tonight, I'll eat ice cream, cry, bitch and pout!