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My Nibbens Don't Lie
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
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My nibbens are a good judge of men

My nibbens are my best friends!
They grant me pleasure for hours on end.
When I meet a man and they begin to peak,
He will be the one, who's lovin will make me weak!
If he looks at me and they lay down and die,
I'll just say," No Thanks!", and tell him good-bye!
If his sex appeal makes them stand up and salute!
I will most definitely date the Big Galoot!
My nibbens are sensitive to hot and cold,
When aroused, they are very bold.
They always flourish with pride,
They do the judgin when I can't decide.
My nibbens are the Judge Judy of my sexual desire,
The stronger my attraction is, they will jut higher.
Hey Dude! Ifen Ya can't make my nibbens react,
It's Hit The Road Jack and Don't Come Back!



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 Reviews of "My Nibbens Don't Lie"
Reviewed on June 25, 2007
YOu're not kiddin puddin'- the better attraction, the nibbins jut higher, I totally agree, Smiling at ya'-
Love your humor Sweet Angel!
WArmly WArrior Spirit Lady Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
Stay POsitive!
SC` Have a Super Fun and Exciting day!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 24, 2007
I think you've taught me a new word, SC; of course it could be from your own personal dictionary (LOL). Thanks for the smiles. Love and blessings,

Regis (Professor Dreamy)

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
Well I guess they are as wise as the heart when it comes to passion of the body.

Fee

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
Nibbens eh? Well...let me think... LOL
OK OK ribbens on the nibbens ;)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
LOL Isn't this the truth? !

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
ROTF

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2007
My, my, sugar pie..
I think I know what they are...
Hugs....


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