Pa's little dingy wouldn't sail, so Ma took Pa to See The Doc!

Pa had been a cutter in hisen day ,hisen mole in the hole was always a rarin to play.
But of late, Pa got nairy a stir,
Ma was bumfuzzled, it had been a long time since he got a holt of her!
She was a ponderin, was he a gettin some on the side?
He was a lettin hisen manly duties slide!
Ma got buck naked and said," Aint Ya gots a bone to pick with me?"
She commensed to bumpin and grindin, swingin her hooters free.
Pa yelled," Woman, put that Dad Burn stuff away!"
" It aint sightly and Willie don't wanna play!"
Ma started bellerin and asked," Have Ya gone astray?"
Pa said," See that thar soldier, he be dead, thar he lay!"
Well, Ma called the Doc lickety-split,
Ma said," Pa aint gots no risin, he aint even riled when he sees my tits!"
Dr said," Well, Ms Purdy, I gots somethang to try",
" It's them Smilin Bob pills, they'll make Pa's kite fly!"
Ma hussled Pa over to Dr. Green's as quick as a wink,
She made Pa drop hisen drawers and said," What do Ya think?"
Doc said," Well, it be dead all right!"
" Mr. Purdy, Here's some Smilin Bob pills, take two tonight!"
Well, Pa popped two little blue pills and he and Ma waited fur a reaction,
Tweren't long till Pa struck wood, quite an attraction!
Pa told Ma," Brace yorself Effie, I be goin in!"
Pa managed an all nighter, see Ma grin!
Well Sir, Pa was so Dad Gum proud, but folks began to talk,
When he put a leash on hisen Howdy-do and took it fur a walk!
Ma dared not to bend over, cause Pa would sneak attack,
He would pounce so hard, he threw out her sackcroillack!
Pa's Smilin Bob Pills, made him Cock-of-the-walk,
He'd drop trow in a New York Second, jest to hear folks talk!
Now Pa is always a Smilin Bob, cause he's always gots wood,
Ma is a grinnin, cause hern beaver is always a feelin good!

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