Sara Lee got tired of livin A Monk's life, cause she wanted ro monkey round some!

Mr. Quaker Oats got wed to Hot Tart Sara Lee,
They was a mismatched as a couple could be!
She wanted some Hot Nasty-Nasty and he went into shock,
He went to bed, fully dressed ever wore his shoes and socks!
She'd make a move and he feigned a pain,
That dad burn cold tater was a drivin her insane!
He'd whine," Don't be touchin my nibbens, or nuzzle my ear!"
It made her so damn mad, she wanted to kick his rear!
Havin sex with him was a case of necrophilia,
He'd yell," Lie still woman, cause I can't deal with Ya!"
She might just as well been a fuzzy hole,
Cause that Dude most time had a limp pole!
He would lay at her side,
Scared silly that Sara might wanna take a ride!
She finally broke down and bought her a Sara Pleaser,
To tickle her fancy, move and teaser!
That damn tickler be so powerful that it dimmed the lights,
Sara took thangs in hand and did it right!