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Who's Panties Are These?
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
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You are busted Big Time, Mister!

Who's pink panties did I find in our bed?
Who had a bare ass when she fled?
Did you tell her that your woman was not at home?
That I had to go out of town and you were home alone?
Who's cheap cologne is all over the pillowcase?
Who's red lipstick has left a trace?
Did your moans of passion fill this room?
When you buried your erection in her tomb?
Who's breasts pillowed your head?
What slut did you drag in our bed?
I have felt for awhile that you had been going astray,
You are a horny toad and always lookin for a lay.
When you called me last night was she listening in?
Was I the joke that was making you both grin?
When you buried your shaft in her good and deep,
Did you forget all about me, You Creep!
Your promises of love were all lies,
You make me sick and this is good-bye!
Please make no excuses, the proof is here,
You are so busted, My Dear!
Oh by the way, you were a lousy lay,
I faked all the orgasms, I am a great actress, what can I say!
So take these pink panties, Mr. No Class,
And shove them up your layin ass!




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Reviewed on July 13, 2007
BEAUTIfULLY Said and felt SC
YOur way of shortening what you need to say, is AWESOME!
As a friend would say, say it don't spray it but I've been known to do
both! lol
TEll him off! at all cost...
Warm Hugs and Warm Love, Warrior Purple Sheeeoox
Stay POsitive1
STay SAFE!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
Oh by the way, you were a lousy lay,
I faked all the orgasms, I am a great actress, what can I say!

Hillarious, Hope the trollip thought the same.....

Walt

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
I don't recall having a pair of pink one's.
Great rant.....
Hugs...for an amazing you SC!

Reviewed on July 12, 2007
Well all I can say is they aren't mine!! Good rant Ms. SC.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
Well I guess that was the end of that, at least he didn't claim they were his...lol

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
Those panties...were of edible material? strawberries perhaps? or just of the old fish veriety?
Fumming, aren't we?
Georg

Reviewed by Lydia Shutter (Reader)
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!" Woooooeeeeee, GF! Anger, disgust, humor, empowerment! Hell, they aint MY panties, thank goodness! LOL Lydi**

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
lol...dang it...ya nearly made me spew coffee all over my keyboard...lol...
This is totally delightful both in its humor and in the lovely flow and rhythm of the rhyme.
Excellent work!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 12, 2007
wow, what fantastic construction.......
the melody;, beat, anger, humor
set this to music and you got a rap or
cw hit!!!


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