Who's pink panties did I find in our bed?
Who had a bare ass when she fled?
Did you tell her that your woman was not at home?
That I had to go out of town and you were home alone?
Who's cheap cologne is all over the pillowcase?
Who's red lipstick has left a trace?
Did your moans of passion fill this room?
When you buried your erection in her tomb?
Who's breasts pillowed your head?
What slut did you drag in our bed?
I have felt for awhile that you had been going astray,
You are a horny toad and always lookin for a lay.
When you called me last night was she listening in?
Was I the joke that was making you both grin?
When you buried your shaft in her good and deep,
Did you forget all about me, You Creep!
Your promises of love were all lies,
You make me sick and this is good-bye!
Please make no excuses, the proof is here,
You are so busted, My Dear!
Oh by the way, you were a lousy lay,
I faked all the orgasms, I am a great actress, what can I say!
So take these pink panties, Mr. No Class,
And shove them up your layin ass!
BEAUTIfULLY Said and felt SC
YOur way of shortening what you need to say, is AWESOME!
As a friend would say, say it don't spray it but I've been known to do
both! lol
TEll him off! at all cost...
Warm Hugs and Warm Love, Warrior Purple Sheeeoox
Stay POsitive1
STay SAFE!
lol...dang it...ya nearly made me spew coffee all over my keyboard...lol...
This is totally delightful both in its humor and in the lovely flow and rhythm of the rhyme.
Excellent work!
How to Be Happy Partners is the perfect tool for designing and creating a relationship unique to your individual personalities and situation. Written by the authors of How to Be a Couple and Still Be Free, this is a clear and concise handbook on how
YOur way of shortening what you need to say, is AWESOME!
As a friend would say, say it don't spray it but I've been known to do
both! lol
TEll him off! at all cost...
Warm Hugs and Warm Love, Warrior Purple Sheeeoox
Stay POsitive1
STay SAFE!
I faked all the orgasms, I am a great actress, what can I say!
Hillarious, Hope the trollip thought the same.....
Walt
Great rant.....
Hugs...for an amazing you SC!
Fee
Fumming, aren't we?
Georg
This is totally delightful both in its humor and in the lovely flow and rhythm of the rhyme.
Excellent work!
the melody;, beat, anger, humor
set this to music and you got a rap or
cw hit!!!