Bumpin uglies is a team sport! Keep that in mind and then GO TEAM GO!

Men pause because they just can't seem to find,
The elusive pink pearl, women wish for a do over and a remote control to rewind!
She yells," Do you need a flashlight?"
" No it is in the same dad burn place, you couldn't find any other night!"
" No wonder Columbus found America by accient!"
" Men will never take directions, Ya'll can't find shit!"
" How dare you call me frigid! No I aint gettin off slow!"
" Enough already, with the clown act, I want the Main Show!"
" What do you mean yore finger's gettin tired, is there any reaction?"
"Keep It Up! I want satisfaction!"
" To the left! To the left! Aw Hell!"
" Is it askin too much for you to ring my bell?"
" Enough already, how's bout a yodel in the canyon?"
" Now that's the spirit! My loyal companion!"
" Please keep in mind my Hoover action!"
"All the huffin and puffin to get to the Main Attraction!"
" Aww Geese Louise!"
" To the left! To the left, now hover please!"
" OOOOOO YES! YES! OOOOO Baby, Baby outta sight!"
" See pratice makes purrrrrrfect, OOOOOO Yes! Yes! You did it soooooo right!"
" Houston we have lift off, it's a goooo!"
" Now hop aboard Precious, you are movin too damn slow!"