After meeting too many Mr. Wrongs she decided to advertise, hoping to meet Mr. Right
The personal ad said," Aqua Blue Eyes, seeks Mr. Right",
" He must be a gentle Lover who will cuddle all night!
" I am weary of riding men's confusion's merry-go-round",
" I am seekin a man with a clear head and both feet on the ground!"
" I am a passionate woman, but can also be a Daddy's girl",
" Treat me right and I will rock your world!"
" I want to be craved like a Fat Man craves dinner!"
" I have met too many losers, I want a winner!"
" If your passion is TV and video games",
" Please ignore this ad, I don't want to know your name!"
" Mama's boys need not apply",
" I won't compete with your Mama, I won't even try!"
" If you are weary, I have soft breasts where you can lay your head",
" I am an excellet Southern Cook, I will keep you well fed!"
" I like furs to be on critters and diamonds to be in the sky"
" I just want to be someone's one and only, I want a lovin, passionate guy."
" I will walk hand in hand with you beneath a lover's moon",
" I have a soft gentle voice and I will sing you your favorite tune!"
" I will snuggle you close and lull you to sleep",
" With me around, Baby, there will be no need to count sheep!"
" If you care to sample this small package, please apply",
" I will adore and love you and make you my guy!"
Two wrongs never make one right
you are so precious in my sight.
And so my dear SC...I shant reply,
Not because of love I am not smote,
But 'cause you stole my damned remote....LOL
Love you Sissy,
Straight-forward ad. I like truthful ads. If you don't get any replies - it's cause I already have him. Sorry :(
" If your passion is TV and video games",
" Please ignore this ad, I don't want to know your name!"
" Mama's boys need not apply",
" I won't compete with your Mama, I won't even try!"
Wow SC you'll have your chioces now and hopefully they will read the full ad before applying for the position as your true lover. make sure you give them the third degree. A great write. Thank you for sharing.
Wow! speaking of moons; Did you see that orange beauty last night? Excellent add my friend. This should weed them out. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.
Reviewed by chris stienstra (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2007
I am glad this is the first one I read today. Wonderfully written and a joy to read. You hit the "nail" right on the head. Have a great day.
My best wishes
Chris
This is more than beautiful * "NO video games" & the fur & diamonds are in their place * {Extremely touching & phenomenal writing} * Love & Goodness & kindness & every other sensitive notion mentioned here within ^(*_*)^ TedSo
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" I like furs to be on critters and diamonds to be in the sky"
" I just want to be someone's one and only, I want a lovin, passionate guy."
I loved that and how you said it of course. Truth with smiles, always ;)
LOve ya ~ yourDreamyGal
Always love your writing you lovely person.
Hugs and snuggles...
Ron
Be safe,
Karen
you are so precious in my sight.
And so my dear SC...I shant reply,
Not because of love I am not smote,
But 'cause you stole my damned remote....LOL
Love you Sissy,
Walt
" If your passion is TV and video games",
" Please ignore this ad, I don't want to know your name!"
" Mama's boys need not apply",
" I won't compete with your Mama, I won't even try!"
If Mr. Right doesn't show up, it's his loss.
Kathy
Newfie Hugs, Rose
stan
Keep advertizing.
Georg
Love you,
Annie
Fee
Wow! speaking of moons; Did you see that orange beauty last night? Excellent add my friend. This should weed them out. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.
My best wishes
Chris