It be Sadie May's way or the highway

Sadie May went round lookin like she done sucked a lemon,
This ole sourpussed Gal, was most troublin of all women.
She be wedded to Little Ole Mousey Jake,
Sadie kept him scared chitless, he'd jest shiver and quake.
Sadie always toted round a big ole rollin pin,
Her roost and rooster was ruled by that mean ole hen!
Hern bad termperment was caused by womenly thangs, Jake said,
That be hisen story, when she whopped hisen head.
Hisen Bro Duke told Jake," Next time she lets that rollin pin fly",
" You find yore stones and pops her in the eye!"
Duke got Jake all lickered up to give him a backbone,
Then he kicked hisen ass, for support , and sent Jake home.
When Jake walked in, Sadie sniffed him and said,
" Ifen ya been drinkin, I'll whop yore head!"
" Ya sorry, mangy dawg, been out with yore ignert Bro, dabblin in sin",
" Man you is drunker then Cooter Brown, Ya been a swillin gin!"
Feelin hisen oats, Jake sed," Woman hold yore tongue, I'll slap the water outta ewe!"
Bout that time, ole Jake, seen stars, cause Sadie whopped him a few!
Then Sadie threw water on him to bring him to,
She sed," Man ya best hear me, I'm a talkin to ewe!"
Jake jest sat thar, like a scalded dawg,
He's had enuff of bein manly and didn't want Sadie to flog!
He didn't listen to Duke no mow,
He didn't want to wake up on the flow!
He spends hisen time makin dad burn sure, that Sadie has a pleasureable day,
By always givin Sadie May hern way!

Music: Orange Blossom Special