Howdy YA'LL, this here is another installment of my Redneck Soap Opree

I, Morgana Dove is always bein disgraced by my kin,
Bein birthed on this earth was my biggest sin.
Ant Masie is absentminded and is quite the talker,
George is still sore, cause she pepper sprayed him, callin him a stalker.
I took Ma and Pa to an opera, a corse Pa didn't wanna go,
He had bean burritos fur supper and then let some ripe ones go,
Ma comemensed to fannin and folks around us left they's seats,
A women sed," Man you is dead,what the Hell did you eat!"
Durin the Diva's aria, Ma yelled, We is too far, I kant see!"
Pa sed," I wish that bellowin cow would shut-up, I gotta pee!"
Big, annoyed ushers briskly led us away,
Pa was ayellin, "I wants my dad burn money back, this tweren't worth the pay!"
I had to take my kin to my Lady's Club fundraiser,
Ant Masie forgot who George was and buzzed his ass with hern taszor!
George's drawers caught fire, he shucked hisin clothes, tweren't wearin a stich,
He jumped Ant Masie, throttled her yellin, I'm gonna kill that bitch!"
The cops carted George away, arrested fur indescent exposure,
Ant Masie is now seein a shrink, to get closure.
After the hoop-tee-do with George, we sat down to lunch,
Then a woman screamed and fainted, after she found Pa's choppers in they punch.
I got black-balled from my club, though I pleaded with all my might,
They sed don't come back, you'll be shot on sight!
I live among, weirdos, nuts and lushes,
But this be my life, As The Toilet Flushes.
Ya"ll Come Back Now, Ya Hear