A redneck Woman will kick ass and take names later!

Who writes these Hollyweird fantasies?
Where women jest screams and lets whop-ass roam free.
In Hollyweird, a women lets her man get beat down,
While she screams and jest stands around.
Hell, ifen a dude starts abeatin on my man,
I will take my trusty fryin pan in hand!
Nobody will ever beat on my kin,
Cause they'll get on my fightin side, I will jump em again and again!
Thar be no Shrinkin Violets in my bloodline,
We will beat the livin hell outta folks that be tryin.
I be a Ball-Bearin, Southern Belle,
Don't be amessin with me or mine, ifen Ya don't wants Hell.
The South breeds women that be sturdy stock,
Ifen we kaint punch yore lights out, we'll addle Ya with a rock.
When it comes to whoop ass, Southern Gals be the best,
We can always get er dun and pass any test!
So don't judge womenkind by Hollyweird Bimbos,
Cause a Southern Woman be cocked and primed and ready to go!

Music: Stand By Your Man