Sometimes Women Just Want To Drink ALONE!

Bars! Watering Holes, for the Weird Kind,
Where lame pick-up lines, just blow your mind!
I am standing at the bar, when a flashback smell of Brute, brings me to my knees,
The Big Foot, owner of that smell, his sight doesn't please!
Retro seventies look, gold chains, open shirt, showing a swamp,
A big pinky dimond ring, a wanna be Donald Trump.
He blows me an air kiss, with breath that could kill a moose,
I wonndered if his village knew that their idiot was loose.
While workin his unibrow up and down, he said," Angel, did it hurt when from heaven you fell?"
I retorted," Not as much as your balls will hurt, when I knee them and they swell!"
He winced saying," Ouch! You've wounded me!"
I said," Not yet, but shortly, if you don't move on and let me be!"
He called me a bitch and flipped me the bird,
I wasn't asking for his attention and his actions were absurd.
As the smell of Brute still lingered another seventies flaskback asked me my sign?
I replied," Slippery when wet and if you want a companion, I decline".
Then I was joined by a cowboy wanna be,
He had all the sex appeal of a monkey.
A Caveman pointed at my breasts and asked," Hey are them real?"
" How's about givin me a little feel?"
I said," How's bout a close encounter?, my fist meeting your nose".
" Please get into the wind and go where it blows!"
Good Grief! I just wanted a drink and to be left alone,
I needed no man to save me and escort me home.
Why does a lone woman in a bar, say to a man," A sure booty call",
Can't a woman just be there for a drink and that's all?
Sometimes a woman just wants a drinky-poo,
It doesn't mean," Hey Big Boy, I'm on the prowl and I want you!
It doesn't mean, I want to wash your drawers and bear your kids,
I just want to have a drink and that's all it is.

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