All you ever gave me was Judas kisses and crocodile tears,
You have betrayed me and ate me alive for years.
When you get busted, you give me a peck on the cheek,
While searchin the room for bigger hooters, tighter bootys, you leer not peek!
You'd see me glarin, then you'd say," Sorry Babe, let me make it up, by takin you out to dine",
So I got all dressed up, expecting candlelight and fine wine.
You took me to Hooters for beer and chicken wings,
I kept tryin to talk to you, but you had your attention on other things.
Well, I aint no Polly-sit-in-the-cornor, waiting for your eye to get free,
So I dumped the pitcher of beer on your head, then you noticed me.
I took a saucy chicken wing and shoved it up your nose,
That shonuff got your attention, heaven knows!
You were sittin in soggy wonder, with a chicken wing hangin out your nose,
But you took the time to ogle a well-endowed waitress, so I stomped your toes!
You yelled and howled like a scalded cat,
The waitress looked at you and laughed, imagine that!
Oh poor Mr. Studly, so wet and sore,
I gave you the raspberry, giggled, got up and then wiggled out of the door.

MUSIC: Margaritaville