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The SAFEST PLACE On Earth.
by Paul D Berube → (All Poetry by Paul D Berube)
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from MOUNTAIN WINGS #4259
Wings Over The Mountains of Life.

How to stay safe in the world today.

Avoid riding in automobiles,
because they are responsible for
   20% of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay home because,
17% of all accidents
occur in the home.

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because, 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.

Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because,
16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.

Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in hospitals.
   Above all else, avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that,
only .001% of all deaths occur
in worship services in church,
and these are usually related to
previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells me that the safest place,
for us to be at any given point in time,
is at church!

Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths during Bible study
is even less.

SO, FOR SAFETY'S SAKE  my friends,
Attend church and/or Bible study tomorrow.

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!


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 Reviews of "The SAFEST PLACE On Earth."
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Oh my..this is different..well done..be well and safe....HUgsssss

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 23, 2008
Why wait for tomorrow Paul, I want to live before I die and it could be today so I'm on my way, lol. Nice to know someone is doing their homework. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I love you philosophy. It reminded me of the joke about the man who wouldn't sleep in bed because of the number of deaths that occured in bed, so he slept in a cafe booth. Regardless, of the statistics, going to church, being prayerful and mindful of God will help improve one's life.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
Brilliant! But maybe the stats are such because we spend so little time preoccupied in the ways you suggest... they could go up if we were to spend longer... but I'm being devilish here... at least we should be closer to Home if we conk out while communing with the Lord... He can pick us up and carry us through the door! :)) xx

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Thanks for tellng...you got me laughing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
WOW !! so funny yet charming, loved it, Valerie

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
hahaha! This deserves a reward of some kind, Paul!
Fantastic poem! A very clever compilation of facts! Bravo!

ET

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Cleverly expressed, Paul. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Jennifer Christian
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
But how would we get there?

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Hello Paul,

This is unique in style but I like it very much. You said everything so truthfully.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 19, 2008
Without a shadow of a doubt Paul, Amen to this. What a write too, had me reeled in.
Ty and it's a pleasure to read you again.
Take care God bless
Ch'erie


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