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A Woman's Mind
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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tryin' to read
a woman's mind,
ain't much tellin'
what you'll find.

don't be a fool.
keep your cool.

she says " no ",
just let it go.

she says " yes "
tell'er " you guess ".

if you try to read
a woman's brain
don't complain
if all you get
is lotsa' pain.
lotsa' rain.

so be smart,
look to her heart.
don't put the horse
behind the cart.
don't give yourself
a brain fart.

Copyright ©2002 steve patterson

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 Reviews of "A Woman's Mind"
Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 25, 2002
ROTFLMAO!!!
This is cute and funny
I call them mind farts.;)
I loved it.
Sharon

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 25, 2002
a true relief of thought...

Reviewed by Alain Gracio
Reviewed on February 25, 2002
have you heard of a woman's prerogative? Never argue with a woman she will always win!
It will keep you in bed by her side anyways
Liked your poem, it tickled my brain. "All men die, few have lived" Forever Strength and honor!
Captain Braveheart
Allain

Reviewed by Charles Mann (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2002
well said,charlie

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2002
LOL... cute..
Love and Light
dreamweaver


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