Georgia is a friend
Well she pretends to be
as you are the one handing
out smokes and life-ing up
the party.

Tennessee has three words
and tends to waste them
early in the night.
That little girl has a way
of opening up her arms before
all the teeth are counted.

N. Carolina gets a bit
on his hind legs anytime
S. Carolina rolls in,
but Alabama's been
drinking all night and tells
the Carolina boys to shut the
f*** up.

Florida has been hanging back
quietly, repeatedly attempting
to fish a crumpled dollar into
the love tester.

N. Mexico likes his music
loud and rhythmic, having some
of that southern blood doesn't
hurt and he's found a cigar
lends him mystery.

So tonight the states are hitting
the bottle hard and have
left talk of their governors
behind,
to share one more round
as the sun goes down and
the Northerners call it a night.