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Computer Madness
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Dedicated and inspired by Chad Sprague who wanted me to write a 'funny' poem.


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Do I rule my computer
Or does it rule me?
Pop ups and Ads is
All I see!
Page not displayed
Error found
Something just happened
To my sound
Darn these computers
Any way
Wouldn't let me win
The game I play!


Email overloaded with
Junk again
Hadn't been cleaned out
In I don't know when
Lost files hidden some
Where in cyberland
I need to email but
Don't think I can
Screen just froze,
Locked up tight
This is war
I'm ready to fight!


Mouse don't move the
Arrow anymore
I'm ready to throw this
Thing out the door
Got back online just to
Get booted out
This is the wierdest
PC without a doubt
Human Versus computer
Who will win
Think I'll go back
To paper and pen



© Linda Hill 2003

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 Reviews of "Computer Madness"
Reviewed by Ross oatrander
Reviewed on March 13, 2003
Great write and oh so true! I might not throw mine out the door but as you know I have wanted to throw it out the damn window a lot....Love to you and this darn pc too I guess...Ross

Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 22, 2003
Heh, this poem goes great with mine: "Phantom Jam" !!!

Excellently Executed, Lindy. Thank God Chad got you to write this puppy.

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Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 21, 2003
2-21-03

An Addiction !~

TRASK

Reviewed by Sanil nath (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Reading this write made me LOL ... Really Wonderful ... Every verses said about the problems a commom man face in the net and with computer. I appreciate the wonderful write with my heart.

For ever good thing in life
There is a bad part too.
For Ever success we face
We must face a failure too.
To be happy
We will have to face sad.
So, to achieve something
We must sacrifice something.
Without loses life is nothing.

Reading this made me smile. I was thinking something different. Thinking of the "brain" who gave us computer and Internet. Computer made our life fast. Took aways paper and pen. Made our work thousand times faster. This made friends from North, South, East and West Close. And thats why I know Linda. Who will win ... No choice ... Human Will Win. Bcoz Human Made this Great Machine.

Wonderful Write Linda ... Ur Write made me think about those great personalities who gave us this wonderful machine.

~Sanil

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
lol
but so true
the anymosity of computers towards
their masters(hopeful, aren't i?)
is legendary....

good write

j+

Reviewed by Nancy D.
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Great write Linda, said with so much truth.
Nancy

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Hahahahahaha....LMAO, this is perfect.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Beautiful write Linda, every word is the truth, sometime I feel like putting my foot through the screen., "but unfortunately I am addicted to my pc.

William

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Wonderful Linda...I no longer feel alone in my chaotic computer existence.
Chrissie

Reviewed by J John (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Lol u got my pc there :) very good J & J

Reviewed by J John (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Oh, so true. It makes me mad too.

Reviewed on February 15, 2003
LOLOLOL! *applause* you said it, linda...you said it better than i could have! *stupid pop ups* arrggghhhh!! excellent rant...(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Beth Boyer
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Oh, Linda,
This is so funny and SO TRUE. I will get in the middle of something, typing an e-mail-signing a guestbook and just when I am done (3 paragraphs worth) it either freezes up or boots me out. I get so frustrated because I never had time to save what I had written, I give up and say the heck with it. I needed this today. A nice pick me up.

Love,
Beth, grandma to Angel Zack, Baby Jake, Cayla and Nathan

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Well done ! This was sooooooooo cute

Reviewed on February 15, 2003
linda, this is cute! and it rings with truth! :D (laughing loudly) love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. (((HUGS))) :)

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
hee hee LOL i feel sorry you for having such an evilcomputer but it gives such a hilarious lauigh to see you battling aginst your computer you did a great job on this one i cant stop laughing i can just picture battling with the computer over your email and lost files

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
Linda, this is exactly what I was just calling a friend about. I down loaded a browser from this site and now all I get are pop ups.

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
LOL.
Love it Linda!
Technology...you can have it.
I'll take the days of manual typewriters, real "live" telephone operators, and cars you could fix yourself without a degree in astrophysics.
-James

Reviewed by awkward poet (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
That's so funny and so true! :D Made me laugh. Thanks!

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 15, 2003
LOL...wow...this is wonderful write....excellent...clap clap clap...love n luck...BHUWAN


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