"THE MEXICAN"
By Yours Truly
Local Talent

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Well he was 6 foot somthin'
With his head in the sky
And you'd wonder by his smell
How they'd stacked it that high
Yeah he..smelled like shit
He had a patch on his eye
And by his Pistoleros
you could tell men had died
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He had gnarly hair
And a scar on his face
All eyes were upon him
As he walked into the place
...CERVESA AMIGO ?
Was all that he said
Some Cowboy at the bar snorted
"Smells like somethin' Dead" !
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But he paid him no mind
As he sipped on his drink
He was lookin' for refreshment
A little time to think
"ANOTHER" ? He asked
As he poured his drink down
Well that's when the "REAL" bad boys
Rode in to town
{OOOOOOHHH SHIIITT !}
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They started shootin' up the place
And burnin' things down
They had people a scatterin'
All over the town
....Except for him...
He just sat there........
Drinkin' his beer
And kickin' back in his chair.........
"CERVESA" ....
He asked for the third time.........
Bar tender crawled over and handed him a pitcher
"GRACIAS AMIGO" !
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Well he was feelin' better now
He whistled a tune
Asked about a bath
And gettin' a room
It was bout that time..
The "BAD BOYS" entered the Saloon
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"I SMELL A MEXICAN"...
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ?
As he walked straight up
And slapped away his beer...
"I DO MY TALKING WITH PISTOLAS SEñOR" {very accented}
...THAT SO ?
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You think you can take us all MEXICAN..
Is that RIGHT ?{chuckle}
I bet you've never even been in a REAL gun fight
{HA HA HA HA.. bad boys laughing at the bar}
 "TAKE IT OUTSIDE BOYS"
The bar tender begged.. PLEASE ?
As he hid 'hind the bar
In a corner on his knees
{prayin i suppose?}
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He got up from the table
And walked out side
With those pistols of his
By which many had died
"SMELLY MEXICAN" !
And they laughed til they cried
Swigged down their drinks
And than mosied out side...
ALL SIX OF THEM !
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He was fanning himself
With that big old hat
One asked him..."READY TO DIE MEX" ?
..HE said "IMAGINE THAT"
And with the clock loudly tickin'
They all drew their guns....
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They had barely cleared leather
I watched them all die !
And as he put away his guns
He had tears in his eyes {eye}
"Got dirt in my face"
He wiped his eyes and said
"IT'S ALWAYS this way"
He turned to me and said
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"SEE YA LATER COWBOY"!
Got to get off to bed
And he placed his Sombrero
Back up on his head
Mumblin something about
"After some food an' a bath and some drinks" ?
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{Sheriff}WHO WAS THAT MAN ?
........"A MEXICAN I THINK" ?
.....And a bad ass i winked
.........Shoot i wanted to Deputize him?
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If YOU ever see him
And i think you could tell
By the way that he walks
and the way that he smells
Or those pistoleros !
That he wears so proud
....Just say..."BUENOS DIOS AMIGO"
But be sure an' say it LOUD !

"THE MEXICAN"

Y'all come back now....ya hear ?

{wink}
Cap'n Cowboy ?

"The Cap'n"
Warren Miner