Sources confirm
the woman who
stole your heart
has been arrested.
Police in Reno say
she was disguised
as a beautiful soul
who would never
hurt a fly.
Detectives also say
she is wanted
in several other states
for impersonating
someone who actually
gave a shit about you.
Love, romance, innocence, intrigue, danger, and lust. Life is complicated, and love even more so. Life, and love, can be hazardous to a lady's health. Especially if she's fallen in love with a married pop star.